BRIGG LOCATION KEPT PRIVATA

Passing this Privata Land warning sign in Brigg made us think of Captain Alberto Bertorelli from hit TV show Allo Allo and Joe Dolce's 1980s hit Shaddap You Face.
We aren't revealing the location of the hand-written message. Nor are we saying where you can see a gate sign in town which declares Beware of the Wife.