Thursday, February 25, 2016

BRIGG X-FILE MYSTERY SOON SOLVED

An unidentified creature was darting about footpaths and parking lots on the latest episode of cult TV series The X-Files. 
The following evening we were out in Brigg after dark and there were several sightings of people darting about paths near the main car park and along Barnard Avenue.  
They had lights on their foreheads, in the style of Arthur Scargill's underground membership when we still had a sizeable UK coal industry.
No need to put in a call to Mulder and Scully, though. We reckon we've solved the mystery.
They were members of a local group enjoying a spot of healthy after-dark orienteering.

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